Thursday, August 13, 2009

Tighty Whities Have Hands Covered

SEATTLE (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – I see London, I see France. I see hands covered in underpants.

Novelty product company Archie McPhee is protecting hands with “Handerpants,” tiny tighty whities that act like gloves.

Spokesperson David Wahl says the hand undies prevent chaffing due to constant rough contact with other objects and are perfect for hobos, stone masons, bloggers, magicians, magicians’ assistants, chefs, Twitter users, and ninjas with delicate hands.

He assures that Handerpants will make a person seem “stylish” – and maybe a little like an underwear thief that’s been caught red-handed.

But users don’t have to worry about looking like perverts.

Wahl says that during development, designers tried making Handerpanties but the look came out “oddly dirty.”

Since then, they’ve avoided making a Handerthong for the same reason.

By sticking with the classic white brief, Wahl says fashion- forward wearers will seem “responsible and conservative.”

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