Monday, August 10, 2009


Screech Finally Lands Lisa Turtle

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – After years of rejection, Screech Powers has finally landed Lisa Turtle.

At least in the X-rated version of the teen series Saved By The Bell, titled This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX.

Porn star Ralph Long plays nerdy Screech in the naughty flick, and is proud to say he helped get the dork in his longtime crush’s pants.

Getting prepped for fornicating was tough for Long, who was brought in at the last minute after two others actors, including original Screech Dustin Diamond, dropped out of the dirty movie.

He regrets not getting a chance to watch Diamond’s real life sex tape for inspiration, but plans on watching it soon to compare their moves and hopes they can be “tag team partners for life.”

Long admits his performance may not top Diamond’s since he had a hard time with the fake nose and afro wig he had to wear to look the part.

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