The 13th annual redneck party will be in town this Saturday (Jul. 11), where hicks will partake in contests like Bobbin For Pigs Feet, Armpit Serenade, and the crowd favorite, Mudpit Belly Flop.
Organizer Larry Drew says the redneck party brings out the best mullets this side of the Mississippi, and folks work on their country coif all year long to look good for the event.
Also in the crowd of thousands is a sea of Confederate flag T- shirts and teeny bikinis, because, as Drew puts it, A true redneck dont wear too much clothes.
Though it seems like a wild time, Drew insists the celebration doesnt cause trouble for local police because everyone is there to have fun and enjoy life.
However, a few heavy drinkers are to be expected since, in Drews words, True redneck families are used to that.
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