Tuesday, April 21, 2009


Jesus Embraces Scum Of The Earth

DENVER (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Gays are welcome at one scummy church, so long as they keep it straight.

The Scum of the Earth Church in Denver, Colorado, is a Christian worship center that embraces the people mainstream churches have turned their backs on, like the homeless and tough bikers.

Through rockin’ worship, shared meals, and nights out at bars, the church spreads the word of God to its followers.

While outsiders are welcome, spokesperson Jesse Heilmann explains that the church just can’t get on board with one queer lifestyle.

He says, “We have a lot of homosexuals show up and think they’re welcome but it’s not really true. We don’t condone the lifestyle. We accept gays as long as they don’t act gay.”

To help straighten out same-sex tendencies, the church offers “in relationship counseling,” where they hang with their homo brethren in a social environment that promotes hetero living.

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