Friday, February 6, 2009

Former ‘Gladiator’ Looking To Win Ellen’s Heart

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One former American Gladiators star hopes that by revealing his juicy past, he’ll win back his lost lesbian love.

Back in the ’90s, Dan Clark took down opponents as Nitro on American Gladiators, and in his book Gladiator: A True Story Of Roids, Rage, And Redemption (Scribner), he reveals the dark side of being a gladiator.

While on the show, Clark had a serious addiction to steroids that turned his rock hard pecs into “man boobs” and shrunk his testicles.

He laments, “The saddest part of taking steroids is that it eventually rips your masculinity.”

Clark hopes that his “gut wrenching” story will bring back the one that got away, funnywoman Ellen DeGeneres, whom he wooed on an episode of her sitcom back in the day.

Clark admits, “Maybe she’ll see it and I’ll get another shot. The whole lesbian thing is just a front. I think she’s looking for an intelligent man in spandex.”

Gladiator comes out Tuesday (Feb. 10).

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