Clifton, the controversial alter ego of dead comedian Andy Kaufman, is headlining a tour for the Comic Relief charity called Tony Clifton and the Katrina-Kiss-My-Ass Orchestra.
The show benefits musicians, dancers, and singers affected by Hurricane Katrina.
Despite lending a helping hand, Clifton says he doesnt give a shþt about the black bastards hes benefitting, and is only doing the charity show to fulfill a community service sentence.
He explains, Someone slipped a mickey finn [sedative] in my Gentlemens Jack and I got fþþþed up and went in the wrong hotel room. Next thing I know, some old lady is screaming. I got arrested and now Im doing this to burn off 60 hours of community service.
Though hes helping out the homeless and displaced, Clifton warns, If any homeless bastard comes up to me, Im gonna run his ass over.
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