Monday, November 3, 2008


Pissed Off Fairies Cause Natural Disasters

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Don’t piss off a fairy unless you want your house burned down.

That’s the advice from Dame Darcy, who in her novel Gasoline (Merrell), tells the tale of fairies and witches who must search for gas to power the only car left in a post- apocalyptic world.

Dame Darcy, who is a Pagan and believes everything has a spirit, says she often sees fairies in “magical places” and that they should be respected, or human beings will pay a serious price.

She warns, “When the Earth is being disrespected, fairies will rebel. The homes in Malibu that burned down was because of fairies. If you disregard nature, it will burn down your million dollar home. Keep that in mind.”

It’s not just fairies planet trashers have to worry about.

Mother Nature is a nasty bch too, especially if she doesn’t like the way she’s being treated.

Dame Darcy says, “Global warming is Earth’s version of menopause. You throw her off her cycle and she’ll throw tsunamis and earthquakes at you.”

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