Wednesday, September 24, 2008


Monks Think Cartoons Are Hot, Stalkers Are Cool

DURHAM, N.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A community of monks works tirelessly to scribe silly and strange wisdom.

The Keepers of Lists are a group of net nerds who compile wacky lists on keepersoflists.org.

Colin Hill, who is The Keeper of the keepers, says the site’s 14,000 “apostles” work tirelessly to “maintain scrolls of all that is funny.”

Lists include the top five best looking cartoon characters, which voted Daphne from Scooby Doo No. 1, and the top five reasons to date a stalker, with one reason being, “You don’t need to tell them about yourself.”

Those seeking advice on whether they are demonically possessed can look to the lists too, which say the top signs are holy water burns and feeling compelled by the power of Christ.

Hill says the site is “very basic entertainment” that’s happy to have “no purpose at all.”

He says, “It’s no frills. [Users] laugh for a few minutes then move on to something else.”

However, those who do stick around can join what Hill calls an “unfortunate and raunchy forum” to discuss everything from poetry to porn.

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