Ninjas are a fountain of wisdom, and Douglas Sarine and Kent Nichols, authors of The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon (Three Rivers Press), are tapping into it to pass on their great and ruthless knowledge.
According to Nichols and Sarine, ninjas can bring deep insight to any topic known to man, but it comes at a deadly price.
Nichols says, The ninja we work with is always willing to answer any question, but he does kill everyone who asks. But what problem cant be solved with death?
Passing down the powerful ninja teachings was not easy for the authors because it can literally make a persons head explode.
Instead, they carefully transcribed the hyper fast ninja language, which Sarine says sounds kind of like the merpeople in Splash.
He adds, The ninja kept telling us to dumb it down for the people. It was so intense, Kents ears started bleeding.
The Ninja Handbook roundhouse kicks onto shelves today (Sep. 9).
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