Tuesday, June 24, 2008

America Has The Right To Get Naughty On July 3

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The Fourth of July is the most patriotic day of the year, but July 3 is the naughtiest.

July 3 marks the inaugural “Naughty America Day,” a day when Americans are encouraged to celebrate their naughtiness by teasing, taunting, and flirting with their fellow citizens.

It’s the brainchild of adult-oriented news service Naughty America, and spokesman David Moye suggests Americans celebrate their inalienable right to naughtiness through acts like doorbell ditching, flirting with their boss, or wearing a skirt with no panties.

Other “patriotic” ways to get your naughty on include...

  • Borrowing someone’s kids to help you pick up on chicks.

  • Purchasing an expensive outfit, wearing it in public, and then returning it.

  • Going to a baseball game or political rally and rooting for the opposition.

  • Inviting someone in for a nightcap.

  • Asking a homeless person if you can borrow a dollar.

  • And playfully grabbing the heiney of a close friend or family member.

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