Monday, April 7, 2008

Crusty Underwear Delivered Straight To Your Door

NORWICH, England (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One online novelty store is putting the rank in prank. is stinking up doorsteps with their “Home Delivered Crusty Pants” service, where they send a gift-wrapped pair of foul men’s underpants to someone’s home.

Company owner Rory Bellis says he uses a special spray he buys at a joke shop to coat the undies with the perfect, puke-worthy scent.

He says, “It literally smells like sht, and it looks like it too. We take a fresh pair of standard underwear and spray it all over. It’s pretty horrible.”

And the smelly tighty whities are a gift that keeps on giving.

Bellis explains, “The smell lasts for a couple of days, and if you touch them, it’s very difficult to get it off your hands. The smell does wash out, though, so people can use them afterwards. You get the joke, and a practical pair of underwear.”

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