Thursday, January 17, 2008

Side Effects Include Psychic Abilities

PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – There’s a new pill on the market that has spooky side effects.

Magneurol6-S is a daily vitamin that is said to increase human senses so much that it actually gives people psychic abilities.

The wonder drug contains Magnetitum, a cell that contains magnetic iron, which awakens the sixth sense, giving pill poppers side effects like psychic premonitions and the ability to see dead people.

Magneurol spokesman Baard Williams says, “The first thing people notice is that they can see energy in the air. It’s like small white dots. Then they’ll be able to see colorful auras, people’s emotions, and entities, and will begin sensing things before they happen.”

Though the paranormal pill has also been known to increase a person’s night vision and hearing, it’s no super psychic solution.

Williams says, “I wouldn’t say it gives anyone super powers. You can’t pop the pill and sit there and think it will make you psychic. People already have these abilities, it’s just some have it more than others, and Magneurol reignites it.”

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