Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Britney Gets Bumpy Lifetime Achievement Award

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – In the midst of all her drama, Britney Spears finally has something to look forward to – a lifetime achievement award for her horrible skin!

Every year, San Francisco-based dermatologist Dr. Vail Reese hands out his annual “Skinnies Awards” to celebrities with interesting skin conditions, and this time, it’s all about “Britney, Beotch!”

Reese is giving Brit the prestigious Skinnies Lifetime Achievement Award for her problematic, acne-ridden skin, which is a direct result of her stressful, hard-partying lifestyle.

Reese says lack of sleep, late-night outings, and stress from the custody battle for her toddlers may be causing hormonal imbalances in the former Pop Tart, leading her skin to breakout.

He says overexposure to bright paparazzi flash bulbs doesn’t have much to do with Spears’ skin condition, but speculates that her seemingly unbalanced diet of Starbucks, fast food, and lollipops could be adding to her worsening skin.

Other stars receiving Skinnies from Reese this year include inspirational Hannah Montana pop princess Miley Cyrus, who has a tiny facial scar on her forehead that hasn’t stopped her from super stardom, and Will Smith, who’s “Legendary” complexion issues appear to finally be under control in his latest film, I Am Legend.

For the skinny on The Skinnies, visit skinema.com.

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