San Franciscos Center for Sex and Culture is asking self-interested individuals to show their support for themselves at its Seventh Annual Masturbate-A-Thon on May 26.
But the event isnt all self-rewarding, as its being held to raise money for the centers non-profit sex education programs.
Professional sex educator Robert Lawrence says the Porn Palace will feature activities for those ready to go mano a mano with themselves, including a cozy Western barnyard setting where folks can let it all hang out in peace.
As Lawrence puts it, There will be people dressed as ponies, and all the varmints will be masturbating!
But wait, theres more where that came from.
For those who might get tired during the bone-ified bone-anza, Lawrence says theres a stage with sucking machines where vibrators do all the jerk work.
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