Friday, December 14, 2007

Toilet Bowl Brushes Flush Out Political Smear Campaign

RALEIGH, N.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One website has the perfect way to clean up the crappy side of politics. is a website that offers fully functional toilet bowl brushes in models like ‘Head of State’ George W. Bush, the ‘First Cleaning Lady’ Hillary Clinton, and ‘Bin-Scrubbin,’ also known as Osama Bin-Laden.

Tyler Dembicks, creator of the brushes, feels they aren’t a smear campaign, but that it’s his civic “doodie” to flush out new political representatives and clean up the crap.

Says Dembicks: “We’d love to add either Barack Obama or Rudy Giuliani, but we have to make sure they’re in it for the long run and stay in power.”

Dembicks hopes his brushes don’t cause hard feelings, and has even sent Dubya and Hillary their own namesake models.

But something’s stopping him from sending one to Bin- Laden.

He says, “If anyone has his address, please send it my way!”

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
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