Tuesday, June 19, 2007
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) If you think your job is tough,
try being an elephant vasectomist instead.
Top Ten Worst Science Jobs
Popular Science magazine has just come out with its
list of the Top 10 Worst Jobs In Science and being a
Hazmat Driver stinks up the number one spot on the list because
diving deep in nuclear waste from nine to five cant be too
Other dirty, rotten jobs that made the list include...
Elephant Vasectomists, who have to deal with footlong
testicles by cutting through two inches of skin, four inches of
fat, and 10 inches of muscle.
Whale-Feces Researchers, who cruise around looking for
dung and then dig through it to learn more about the creatures.
Garbologists, who have the luxury of going through
landfills studying modern consumption facts and learning how hot
dogs can last 24 years before decomposing.
Finally, if youre really lazy, you could become a
Gravity Research Subject and lie with your head tilted down,
doing nothing for three weeks to simulate the effects of zero
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