Monday, April 9, 2007

April 15th Declared ‘National That Sucks Day’

BANDON, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – April 15th already sucks – but now it’s really official, thanks to Oregon-based veterinarian Bruce Novotny.

He’s declared Sunday (Apr. 15) as the Third Annual “National That Sucks Day.”

Novotny figures April 15 is the perfect day to celebrate all things sucky in the world because it’s not only the day taxes are due, but it’s the same day the Titanic sank and Abraham Lincoln died.

This year, Novotny says people have plenty of “suck- tastic” things to celebrate, including Britney Spears’ breakdown, crazy stalker astronauts like diaper- wearer Lisa Marie Nowak, and, of course, Anna Nicole Smith’s death.

Says Novotny: “Britney’s crotch-shot, bald-headed antics really suck. She gets an 8.5 out of 10 on the suck-o-meter this year.”

Besides celeb suckiness, Novotny says things like stress, aging, and death also suck, and suggests people take a break from all things sucky by relaxing on National That Sucks Day. He adds, “Don’t go to the dentist or do anything that really sucks. Have a glass of wine and spend a little of your tax money on yourself instead.”

For more information on the “sucks-cessful” holiday go to but don’t expect to be impressed because as Novotny puts it, “The site still sucks.”

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