Hes declared Sunday (Apr. 15) as the Third Annual National That Sucks Day.
Novotny figures April 15 is the perfect day to celebrate all things sucky in the world because its not only the day taxes are due, but its the same day the Titanic sank and Abraham Lincoln died.
This year, Novotny says people have plenty of suck- tastic things to celebrate, including Britney Spears breakdown, crazy stalker astronauts like diaper- wearer Lisa Marie Nowak, and, of course, Anna Nicole Smiths death.
Says Novotny: Britneys crotch-shot, bald-headed antics really suck. She gets an 8.5 out of 10 on the suck-o-meter this year.
Besides celeb suckiness, Novotny says things like stress, aging, and death also suck, and suggests people take a break from all things sucky by relaxing on National That Sucks Day. He adds, Dont go to the dentist or do anything that really sucks. Have a glass of wine and spend a little of your tax money on yourself instead.
For more information on the sucks-cessful holiday go to thatsucks.net but dont expect to be impressed because as Novotny puts it, The site still sucks.
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