Thursday, November 9, 2006

When Life Hands Britney Spears Lemons, She Should Throw A Party

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Britney Spears may have married a lemon in Kevin Federline but that doesn’t mean she has to be a sourpuss during her divorce.

That’s according to a woman who specializes in throwing divorce parties.

Divorce party diva Christine Gallagher is suggesting Spears make the most of a bad thing and throw a lemon-themed party to honor the moment she decided to squeeze out K-Fed from her life.

Gallagher says Spears could celebrate with a lemon-flavored wedding cake featuring a bride and a headless groom on top.

Then, to add to the fun, she can bake the groom’s head into the cake and whoever eats it wins some lemon-scented lotion as a prize.

Spears can also ease her mind with a ritual wedding dress burning or by hiring a male stripper to dance to some of her tunes.

However, Gallagher says Spears should make it clear to her gal pals to leave their boyfriends at home because “no one likes to be reminded about how happy others are – especially when they are going through a divorce.”

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