In fact, a reformed mistress in New York claims she learned everything she needs to know about seduction from her two Siamese cats, Pau and Silencio.
Lisa Faith Phillips, the writer and star of a one-woman play called The 7 1/2 Habits of Highly Effective Mistresses, says the cats were the inspiration behind the show because cats know how to get what they want.
As Phillips puts it, Handling men is like handling cats because you have to gently coax them to you as opposed to squeezing them and making them want to squirm away.
She says the perfect man cleans his own litter box, purrs affectionately when stroked and can lick his own genitals, just like a cat.
Says Phillips: If you are sweet and nuzzle them they will come to you in no time.
The 7 1/2 Habits of Highly Effective Mistresses plays in New York until June 25.
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