Thursday, December 29, 2005

Women Should Lie About Their Age Starting Jan. 5

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Ladies, if someone asks you your age on January 5, feel free to deduct 10 years and lie with confidence.

That’s because two doctors are encouraging women to roll back the odometer on their age by 10 years in honor of the day they’re calling National Reset Your Age Day.

Carol Orsborn and Jimmy Laura Smull, who have penned the new book The Silver Pearl (Ampersand Press), studied women and found that today’s 40-plus women are about 10 years younger mentally and physically than their predecessors.

As a result, Orsborn – who holds her Ph.D in ritual studies and adult development – says women should hide their B.C. age – birth certificate age – and start giving their A.C. age – Adjusted Chronological age.

Orsborn tells women to slip their A.C. age into five conversations on January 5 and on official government documents, or, as she says, “Whatever you feel you can get away with.”

In her words, “Have the government call me and I’ll explain it to them.”

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