First of all, Lazarus says he wants people to stop asking him, Is the beer cold? because he screams, What do you expect for $8 a beer?
Not only that, he thinks the fans should realize its not polite to chant, A■■hole, hes an a■■hole whenever some guy proposes to his girl at the bottom of the fifth inning.
Lazarus laments, They never yell out anything intelligent. Just once I want to hear something like The square root of nine is three!
Still, the Yankee beer vendor and part-time standup comic feels for fans who pay $8-$10 for a beer and thinks someone should come up with a modestly-priced Yankee Beer.
If players were allowed to endorse the beer, Lazarus imagines the pilsners poster boy wouldnt be Yankee fave Derek Jeter.
As he puts it, [Jeter] looks too much like a choir boy. Now, David Wells when he was with the Yankees, he would have been great. Hes bald, hes got tattoos, hes fat and he looks drunk.
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