Gail Rubin who offers fish-oriented relationship tips at www.trousertrout.net says most men are like sea creatures: Theyre either fish, slugs, eels or crabs.
She figures a spiritual salmon like Cruise has the potential to be a keeper, but she thinks his proposal is fishy because any guy that presses for a commitment quickly either dumps you or gives you good reason to dump him.
Rubin says everyone shows their best side early in a relationship and suggests Holmes can get a clue about Cruises true personality by seeing how he treats waiters or hotel staff.
Also, a former Catholic school girl like Holmes can see how open the Scientology-practicing Cruise is to her needs by suggesting they get hitched in a church.
While Cruises proposal worries some showbiz insiders, Rubin points out that at least hes not a blowfish like Donald Trump.
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