Monday, June 20, 2005

Fish-Obsessed Relationship Expert Fears Katie And Tom Could Flounder

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be engaged, but one fish-obsessed relationship expert fears their relationship could flounder if Katie’s not careful.

Gail Rubin – who offers fish-oriented relationship tips at – says most men are like sea creatures: They’re either fish, slugs, eels or crabs.

She figures a “spiritual salmon” like Cruise has the potential to be a “keeper,” but she thinks his proposal is fishy because “any guy that presses for a commitment quickly either dumps you or gives you good reason to dump him.”

Rubin says everyone shows their best side early in a relationship and suggests Holmes can get a clue about Cruise’s true personality by seeing how he treats waiters or hotel staff.

Also, a former Catholic school girl like Holmes can see how open the Scientology-practicing Cruise is to her needs by suggesting they get hitched in a church.

While Cruise’s proposal worries some showbiz insiders, Rubin points out that at least he’s not a “blowfish” like Donald Trump.

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