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Shoot From The Nip
Eye-stunning boobs
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 17:06 GMT
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A pair of knockers can be downright magical.The boobie bandits over at lazertits.com believe that beneath form-fitting sweaters, women conceal the ancient, secret ability to shoot laser beams from their breasts.
The site posts photos of women with magical laser boobs and bandit “Dr. Jugz” hopes it encourages gals to expose themselves once and for all and “remove the gender norms of the mammary gland and place them in a more cosmically justified and righteous space.”
He reveals that laser-shooting breasts have been a hidden power of women everywhere since the beginning of time.
Though powerful, they’re not an imminent threat to the world.
Dr. Jugz explains, “There is no danger. The only danger is freedom. Lazertits will explode the minds and free the world.”
The mammary missionaries urge females to let their boobs out of their cotton prisons and shoot their lasers proudly for all to see.
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