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Happy Babies Armed And Dangerous

Thursday, February 18, 2010 17:22 GMT

ST. LOUIS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Happy babies are the ones people should watch out for the most.

Babies can be dangerous, at least on BabiesWithLaserEyes.com, which displays photoshopped images of little bundles of joy destroying things with lasers that are shooting out of their eyes.

The weird website was created by Internet comedian “The Frogman” after he saw a picture of a sublimely happy baby.

He says, “He had the most joyous look on his face. And I thought, ‘If he was any happier he’d have laser beams coming out of his eyes.’ Whenever a baby is fascinated by something, it’s like it has laser eyes.”

If a mutant race of laser-shooting babies were to really exist, Frogman thinks the military might get their hands on them and do major damage.

He explains, “Soldiers could take a baby into dangerous territory. Someone would be like, ‘Oh, it’s just a baby.’ Then they’d get a face full of lasers.”