`Tool Academy' Schools Female D-Bags
Friday, February 5, 2010 17:06 GMTLOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) Sometimes a woman can be just as big a tool as a dude.
Just ask Jordan Murphy, host of VH1s Tool Academy, which debuts its third season on Valentines Day (Feb. 14).
This semester, the bad boyfriend bootcamp is going co-ed and enrolling a couple of toolettes that need reforming.
Murphy says the female tools go toe-to-toe with the male D-bags, drinking, whoring and acting a fool.
Although the girls dont sport spikey hair, they exhibit other telltale signs of tooldom.
Murphy says typical toolettes are overdone and try way too hard to look cool. This translates into a wardrobe full of Ed Hardy, ripped jeans, bad weaves, and clown make-up.
The biggest tools and toolettes wear sunglasses inside the gym.
Murphy purposely avoids learning too much more about tool trends for fear of becoming a tool himself, which wouldnt go over well with his wife and kids.