Emil Vicale runs herobuilders.com, a company that makes super-duper custom action figures.
By sending a picture of yourself and $375, his sculptors will create a 12-inch doll in your exact likeness.
This includes a sound chip that can record your signature catchphrases.
Vicale says they make many talking dolls for cocky business execs who like hearing their own cheesy mottos and nonsensical bullsh■t.
For a little extra, theyll add custom clothes to the toys like logo shirts or wedding gowns and accessories like a Bluetooth, Blackberry, laptop, or favorite beer bottle.
They can even hand-paint someones piercings, birthmarks, or tattoos like a customer who had 15 tats.
Weirder figurine requests have included a man in a tuxedo eating corn, a man with a prosthetic limb, and a well-endowed male stripper who wanted an anatomically correct toy version of himself.
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