Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Santa’s Christmas Hangover Cured

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Santa doesn’t have to worry about tossing his cookies come Christmas morning.

If Kris Kringle chooses to have a few celebratory drinks after delivering all those presents tomorrow (Dec. 24), he can avoid a hangover the next day.

Rollin Riggs, author of The Hangover Handbook: 101 Cures For Humanities Oldest Malady (Mustang Publishing), says St. Nick can snack on pickled sheep’s eye in tomato juice like they do in Mongolia, or add jack rabbit poop to a cup of tea like they did in the Old West after a bender.

To avoid pain all together, Riggs advises Santa to skip the eggnog at every other house he visits and drink water to stay hydrated.

He should also have Mrs. Claus make him a big meal before binging to soak up the stiff drinks.

No milk and cookies, though.

Riggs says, “You know the saying, ‘Toss your cookies?’ That’ll be especially true if he mixes drinks and cookies.”

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