So says Elizabeth Miller, an expert on Bram Stokers 1897 novel, Dracula.
Though Edward Cullen is a unique, post-modern vampire, Miller thinks Stokers original edgy Dracula would eat him alive.
She says, Dracula would kick his butt. He had the strength of 20 men, so he was one tough dude.
Miller thinks Edward is too human and sensitive to hang with dark Dracula. In fact, the original vamp would scoff at Edwards lovelorn romance with a human.
Miller adds, Hed tell Edward to try being more hellish and horrific and go back to vampire school.
Though the differences between the bloodsuckers are huge, Miller says thats okay.
Since vampires are fictional, theres room for variation in their stories, though most use old stand-by traits like craving blood and being able to live forever.
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