Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Doomsday 2012 Canceled?

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Attention all humans: Doomsday 2012 has been canceled.

According to Celeste Appel, a student at the Unarius Academy of Science, the horrific Apocalyptic events depicted in movies like 2012 won’t actually occur.

Since 1973, Unarius has been in friendly contact with beings from other planets.

Appel says these advanced civilizations have already been through their own Doomsday-type events, including environmental disasters and robot take-overs.

Since they’ve dealt with peril themselves, they can guide humans on solving our own problems, including 2012.

The more open-minded that humans are, the higher the chance of “Space Brothers” imparting wisdom on us.

Either way, Appel assures 2012 won’t be as cataclysmic as Hollywood would like us to believe. In the end, we’ll learn from the ordeal.

For extra guidance and protection, Earth should join the “Interplanetary Confederation,” a “United Nations” of the Milky Way that already boasts 32 planets in its alliance.

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