So says comedian Aaron Karo, who’s penned I’m Having More Fun Than You (It Books), a tribute to happily single bachelors that’s out tomorrow (Sep. 15).
Karo says bachelors who have no shame in being unattached are heroes to married guys who’ve succumb to monogamy.
They have more fun than married dudes because they never have to ask permission to do anything.
Bachelors can hit the strip club on a whim, don’t have to hold a woman’s purse at a party, and can do whatever they want at home – like Karo who keeps fresh beer in the produce drawer of his fridge instead of vegetables.
But being a single stud still takes commitment.
Karo says it’s a “24/7 gig” that requires always looking smooth, which he’s working on since, “I’m still in my boxers at noon, barely with my shþt together.”
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