Friday, May 22, 2009

Buck Wolf’s Weird News Central: NY’S Montauk Monster Strikes Again

MONTAUK, N.Y. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – New York’s scariest monster is baaaaack – and this time, locals want answers.

Last year, New York’s ritzy resort town of Montauk was abuzz after a mysterious carcass of a strange, hairless animal with a beak, claws, and almond-shaped eyes washed up on the beaches where Billy Joel, Diddy, and other seasonal socialites hang out.

Though conspiracy theorists thought it was an alien beast or a Mothman of sorts, authorities maintained that the hideous creature was most likely a decomposing raccoon.

The carcass disappeared before DNA testing could be done and locals were left in the dark.

Now, a year later, another strange carcass has washed up igniting further controversy.’s Weird News Central reporter Buck Wolf is hitting the beaches of Montauk to talk to scared residents and curious monster hunters.

He says, “Any resemblance between Billy Joel and this critter is purely incidental. This time people want answers. The rich folks out here won’t put up with some stranger with a bad rep moving into their neighborhood.”

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