Friday, April 17, 2009


Arkansas Man Builds Weapon Of Mass Deliciousness

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Guns don’t kill people, but bacon guns just might.

The FBI might have to head down to Fayetteville, Arkansas, to investigate Nick Hamon, who recently built a weapon of mass deliciousness in the form of the “BA-K-47,” a semi- automatic gun made out of bacon.

Hamon assures the he doesn’t “intend to cause bodily harm” with the “baconator” since it doesn’t actually shoot bullets.

However, the bacon-loving inventor is considering creating a bacon gun that shoots out Little Smokies sausages to take the pork product assault to the next level.

Though most people who’ve seen the BA-K-47 are in awe of it, Hamon says many get up in arms over it.

He says, “People complain that it’s a waste of bacon. I don’t see it as a waste though. I see it as awesome.”

Hamon is holding a contest for the best BA-K-47 caption to be printed on T-shirts. Applicants can submit their ideas on thisisfreakingridiculous.com.

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