Wednesday, April 8, 2009


Broke Partiers Give Recession The Middle Finger

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The young, broke, and beautiful are giving the crappy economy the middle finger.

Instead of letting the economy get you down, cheap living expert Stuart Schuffman, otherwise known as “Broke-Ass Stuart,” is throwing a “Fck The Recession” Party in San Francisco today (Apr. 08).

Schuffman says he’s been “broke since before it was cool to be broke,” and wants to help people affected by the recession “have a rad night for only $5.”

He adds, “I’m down for the broke-asses! All the young, broke, and beautiful people are gonna come out. We’re throwing the middle finger at the government of the last eight years. They fked us, but we can still have a good time.”

To give back to all his fellow broke-asses, Schuffman is providing free beer, music, and booths at his event where poor folks can get cheap hair trims and old T-shirts silkscreened with new designs.

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