Recently, R&B icon Etta James started talking smack about the Single Ladies singer for belting out her signature tune At Last at President Barack Obamas inauguration.
James said, Beyonces gonna get her aþþ whipped. She has no business up there singing my song that Ive been singing forever.
If the divas feud ever comes to blows, Jake Kalish, author of Santa Vs. Satan: The Official Compendium Of Imaginary Fights (Three Rivers Press), has a good idea of whose claws would scratch hardest.
He says, Beyonce is a little spastic. When you see her dancing, shes all over the place. Shed be unpredictable in a fight. But Ettas got size on her side and seems tougher.
Kalish sees Beyonce brawling with her big, long legs and unleashing colt-like kicks on James, while James would charge like a bull and deliver straight punches to the face.
In the end, Kalish calls the fight in Beyonces favor since James age of 71 may slow her down.
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