Tuesday, January 20, 2009


Obama Needs 10 Strong Men To Carry Him Home

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Today (Jan. 20), the Obama Family is making their big move into the White House, and it’s going to be tough getting them settled in.

According to reports, the Obamas only have six hours to move in while the Bush Family simultaneously moves out.

Though the new First Family has a staff of 96 to give them and the Bush clan a hand, Andy Bodolyak of the Union of DC Movers says they really only need 10 strapping men to get the job done.

He says, “I believe 10 guys would be enough. I’d send really good, professional movers with five years experience to do it in six hours. It’s just moving. It’s not so difficult. All my guys would work really fast.”

Bodolyak says he would use a simple, conveyor-like method, where movers would each do a different task, like packing, sending boxes up the elevator, and unpacking, to get the job done in time.

He also “guarantees” none of Obama’s heirlooms would be broken in the move.

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