Monday, December 8, 2008


Freeloaders Save Cash With Wonder Fork

SEATTLE (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Picking off someone else’s plate just got a lot sneakier.

The Freeloader Fork is a fork that extends 21 inches and can be used to snatch goodies off someone else’s plate.

Product spokesperson Gibson Holub says the Freeloader Fork is not only a great utensil for greedy grubbers, but also a helpful tool during these tough economic times.

He laughs, “With the economy the way it is, the fork allows you to steal food instead of having to go out and buy it.”

Holub says users will also get more bang for their buck with the fork because it can also be used as a back scratcher for “people with really long backs,” and as a pointing device during office meetings that involve charts and slides.

Adds Holub, “It can also be used to move anything from far away, like dirty clothes or radioactive material.”

Holub assures that the Freeloader Fork’s multi- functionality make it the perfect Christmas present for cheap folks.

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