Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Golf Course Farting Warrants Praise

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Pro golfers who can subtly pass gas in the middle of teeing off deserve a little recognition.

Golf legend-turned-writer David Feherty is taking it upon himself to praise pro golfers’ weird achievements on the links with his 1st Annual Golden Ferret Awards, appearing in Golf Magazine.

Feherty is applauding top performers of the 2008 golf season in several categories, including the dubious honor of “Intestinal Ferretude,” an award for flatulence.

This accolade will go to the golfer who’s the best “fartriloquist,” and in Feherty’s words, “Can really throw his farts around the course.”

He knows a few golfers who have such “astonishing,” subtle farting skills that confused game scorers end up apologizing for the farts because they think it was them.

Other Golden Ferrets include the “Haute Couture Ferret” for the golfer with the best fashion sense, the “Abe Lincoln Ferret” for the most honest player, the “Glacier Ferret” for the slowest player, and the “Stupidest Comment Ferret.”

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