Monday, October 20, 2008

Rapist Ghosts Terrorize Halloween (Oct. 31)

NEW ORLEANS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Ghosts are out and about on Halloween (Oct. 31), and looking for some “boo-ty.”

According to paranormal investigator Gina Lanier, the veil between the living and the dead is at its thinnest on Halloween night, and many ghosts will feel like fornicating – by force.

Lanier says Halloween is a “hot” time that causes an increase in sexual activity in ghosts, and warns, “Look out for ghosts wanting sex!”

She says, “The energy levels are high and the ghosts are ready for lovin’. They may try to force themselves on you, but you can’t rape the willing.”

Though being raped by a boogeyman may sound scary, Lanier assures that sex with spirits is “the best experience” a human can have.

Lanier says those looking for a bedroom romp from beyond should visit a haunted hotel room, not a cemetery, because, “What are you gonna do, lie on a grave top?”

She says frisky ghouls will also be getting drunk, playing practical jokes on mortals, and stealing kids’ trick-or- treat candy on Halloween.

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