Monday, September 15, 2008


Sarah Palin Destroys Joe Biden In Burger Eating

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – In an imaginary burger-eating battle, which vice presidential candidate would out-chew the other?

The Major League Eating association wondered just that and conducted a poll to find out who would win in a vp burger eating contest – Sarah Palin or Joe Biden.

An overwhelming amount of voters believe Palin would crush Biden, and spokesperson George Shea knows why.

He says, “Palin compares herself to a pitbull, which is known to have one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom. Jaw strength is one of the three main things a competitive eater needs and Palin exercises her jaw a lot doing speeches.”

Shea says Biden’s “sophistication” doesn’t lead anyone to think he’d scarf down a bunch of burgers.

He explains, “Biden isn’t out there skinning moose like Palin.”

If the real race for the White House gets too close to call traditionally, Shea offers to hold a burger eat-off to decide America’s next prez.

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