At reserveaspotinhell.com, you can buy a VIP All-Access Kit that sends yourself or someone you loathe to the flames of hell upon death.
The kit includes a demonic issued certificate of reservation for the spot in hell, a one-way ticket to Satans sanctuary, an official hell ID card, a hell info guide, a hell credit card, and a VIP pass, which grants access to exclusive areas of hell where all the hotties hang out.
Creator Nathan Davis says the kits can be personalized for any hellbound recipient and really let your enemies know theyre going down.
Although most dream of making it to the pearly gates of heaven in the afterlife, Davis thinks hell is way more fun.
He says, Heaven is boring. If youre into holding hands and singing all day, then you can go to heaven, but if you want to drink lots of alcohol, have sex, and do drugs, then go to hell.
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