Friday, August 22, 2008

Furry Drive-By Victim’s Life Mirrors That Of Biggie Smalls

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A cat in England named Biggie Smalls bears an uncanny resemblance to the fallen rapper.

The Sun reports the cat was the victim of a drive-by shooting by “teenage gangstas,” which left furry Biggie Smalls blind in one eye.

The violence experienced by the cat is similar to the real Biggie’s rough street life, and the coincidence may be a result of the kitty’s rapper moniker.

Name expert Kerri Hopkins says the name Biggie Smalls carries lots of weight, both good and bad.

She says the “gs” in Biggie represent a cat/person who’s always taken advantage of, but refuses to give up.

This means the cat is a fighter who won’t get mowed down on the streets by gangstas like Big Poppa did.

Hopkins says the name represents “independence” and a cat who’s aware of his surroundings, much like Notorious B.I.G. was.

The cat also enjoys the finer things in life – including wads of cash and plush digs – reminiscent of the original Biggie.

But, as B.I.G. once rapped, “Mo’ money, mo’ problems.”

Feline Biggie may want to change his name before the parallels get really weird and he ends up sleeping with the fishes.

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