Monday, August 18, 2008


Elvis Is Alive, Giggling About Death Prank

ST. LOUIS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Elvis hasn’t left the building – he’s still alive and laughing at everyone who thinks he’s dead!

This past Saturday (Aug. 16) was the 31st anniversary of The King’s death, but Elvis historian Bill Beeny insists that Elvis never died.

Beeny has researched DNA evidence of his supposed death and claims Elvis’ DNA doesn’t match that of the body they buried in his place on August 16, 1977.

That means the guy in the casket wasn’t actually Elvis Presley, further proved by the fact that Elvis weighed 255 pounds at the time of his death, but his buried body weighed only 170 pounds.

Beeny wonders, “How do you lose 85 pounds just going to the morgue?”

He believes Elvis staged his own death in 1977 because he was a secret informant for the mob and was trying to protect himself and his family.

He’s been in hiding for decades, laughing about the massive prank he pulled on the world.

Beeny says Elvis had a great sense of humor and was always tricking his friends, so The King chuckles at his “death anniversary” every time it rolls around.

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