Brian ZooZoo has just penned How To Woo A Biaaatch: The Key To Attracting Females (Otter House), a guys guide to getting girls.
ZooZoo uses biaaatch as a term of endearment, which refers to a lady so beautiful, she gives you goosebumps.
He realized he had the key to wooing biaaatches when he saw a pretty girl at a bar and created a rose out of a napkin for her.
He says, Girls like guys who are spontaneous, with a hint of mystery.
ZooZoo says every man should be after a biaaatch, because theyre healthy inside and out, and make relationships more interesting.
Luckily, meeting one isnt all that tough, since, in ZooZoos words, Biaaatches are everywhere!
He says guys can meet biaaatches at bars, coffee shops, grocery stores, and elevators, but there are certain places to avoid.
ZooZoo says, The Red Light District is probably not a good place to meet a good girl!
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