The theme of this years foolish festivity is inspired by Woodie Guthries jam So Long, Its Been Good To Know You, and is intended to honor all of the wacky, stupid events and people that made the past year fun for fools.
To that end, the parade will feature tons of celebrity look-a- likes including President Bush and his entire cabinet, who will lead the parade while being chased by an angry, outraged lynch mob.
Celebrity fool Senator Larry Craig will march along the route insisting Im not gay!, while Harry Potter headmaster Albus Dumbledore chants, I am gay!
Disruptive political protestor Andrew Meyer will be there surrounded by cops screaming Dont tase me, bro!, while a dazed Britney Spears walks around wondering where she is.
Elaborate, artistic floats will cruise the parade, including the Dog Fight Float starring Michael Vick taking bets on his pitbulls, and the Tourettes Syndrome Float featuring bigot blabbermouths Don Imus, Ann Coulter, and Dog The Bounty Hunter all shouting obscenities at the crowd.
Skaggs cant wait to see how weird this years parade gets, and hopes lots of fools join in, ready to laugh at themselves.
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