Reserveaspotinheaven.com is a website thats selling reservations to get into heaven, guaranteed.
Each reservation comes with an official certificate of reservation, an ID card so St. Peter knows who you are, a flight pass so you dont have to climb the stairway to heaven, a heaven survival guide, and for a few dollars more a VIP pass to get you into the land of milk and honey where the elite hang out.
Website founder Nathan Davis says the reservation allows you to enjoy your life of sin, and have peace of mind that youll be able to just buy your way into heaven after your devilish debauchery.
And, if for some reason you cant get into Gods kingdom with your reserved spot in heaven, dont worry Davis says hell give you a full refund.
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