Monday, January 7, 2008

Reservations Make It Easier To Get Into Heaven

Seattle (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you’re worried about fighting traffic to get into heaven, one website is helping you coast right through the Pearly Gates. is a website that’s selling reservations to get into heaven, guaranteed.

Each reservation comes with an official certificate of reservation, an ID card so St. Peter knows who you are, a flight pass so you don’t have to climb the stairway to heaven, a heaven survival guide, and – for a few dollars more – a VIP pass to get you into the land of milk and honey where the elite hang out.

Website founder Nathan Davis says the reservation allows you to enjoy your life of sin, and have peace of mind that you’ll be able to just buy your way into heaven after your devilish debauchery.

And, if for some reason you can’t get into God’s kingdom with your reserved spot in heaven, don’t worry – Davis says he’ll give you a full refund.

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