Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Global Orgasm Day Makes Jingle Bells Rock

TOMALES BAY, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Santa Claus isn’t the only one coming to town this holiday season.

That’s because Global Orgasm Day this Saturday (Dec. 22), and creators Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell want naughty boys and girls to celebrate by putting on their “O face” and getting some action.

The idea behind the worldwide climax is to use the physical power of an orgasm to send out a positive energy that will bring peace on earth.

And this year, orgasm organizers are asking participators to hold off on getting off until the exact moment of winter solstice at exactly 6:08 AM, Greenwich Mean Time, to cause a planetary peace explosion.

Says Reffell, “It takes a lot of practice to synchronize. That’s why we give people plenty of time. You can pick up a Santa Claus impersonator for extra energy. Whatever turns you on.”

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