Monday, December 17, 2007

Santa Claus Could Use A Nip And Tuck

CHICAGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If jolly old St. Nick wants an easier time getting his jelly-belly down those chimneys on Christmas Eve (Dec. 24), he should consider liposuction.

According to Chicago-based plastic surgeon Dr. Sam Speron, Santa is a perfectly plump candidate for a nip and tuck.

Speron says, “Depending on his exam, if Santa has extra abdominal fat, he could undergo surgery. But if his belly is hard like a beer gut, I wouldn’t do it.”

But with a diet of milk and cookies, Dr. Speron says Santa Claus might be better off having gastric bypass surgery because it works for “morbidly obese people like Santa.”

And though people love their cuddly Kris Kringle, Dr. Speron insists lipo wouldn’t change his chubby look, but some facial treatments would get rid of those rosy cheeks.

Dr. Speron says, “I don’t think Santa needs a nose job. But with his rosy red cheeks, he probably has Rosacea. I could give him some laser treatment that could help with that.”

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