Monday, November 12, 2007

Hotties Get Sassy And Gassy For Fart Lovers

AUGUSTA, Ga. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Wind-breaking babes are letting it rip for fart-loving fellas.

Two feisty 47-year old mamas known as “Farrah” and “Lady Eve” are getting sassy and gassy on their fetish website, where they cut the cheese while wearing sexy outfits.

The wicked website offers pictures, video clips, and farts in a jar – jars full of ass gas ready to be delivered to fart fetishists.

And Lady Eve says her clients are very understanding about fart freshness.

She says, “No one ever says the fart isn’t good enough. They know it’s not fresh off the ass.”

To maintain quality control, the cheese-cutting cuties eat plenty of broccoli, cabbage, and beans, and stay prepared for any impromptu wind breakage by setting up camcorders around their homes.

And while the website is currently on the lookout for gassy gals, Lady Eve says they’ve got some high standards.

She says, “Hot, young cuties go over better than us MILFs, but they need to have an open personality, and be able to fart on command.”

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