Tuesday, November 6, 2007

God Hates Shrimp

SAN JOSE, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The best way to get yourself sent to hell is to sail down an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet.

That’s the catch of the day from Godhatesshrimp.com, a website that believes that eating shrimp, homosexuality, and wearing two different fabrics at the same time – all sins that are included in the book of Leviticus in the Bible – are abominations against what true Christianity stands for.

Website founder Joe Decker says he doesn’t really believe that a shrimp cocktail puts you in Satan’s sights, but uses the site to show how some Christians pick and choose what parts of the Bible they’re going to base their faith upon.

And while most people get a laugh out of the religious ribbing on the site, a few readers are still out to sea.

He explains, “About one percent think it’s an amazing idea, and completely agree with me in a poorly spelled, really funny email. These guys are serious, and instead of fighting back at them, I find laughing at them is more productive.”

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