Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Naked Lunch Still Streaking Away

GREENVILLE, Maine (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A New England restaurant is offering a free lunch on them – all you have to do is take it all off.

Leigh Turner is the owner of The Black Frog, a restaurant in Greenville, Maine, that offers customers a free sandwich if they take a naked dip in the lake outside the restaurant.

But not everything is going swimmingly, as one petty patron recently complained about the outdoor offer.

Turner says the cold complainer, “Must have been a shriveled up old prune,” and adds that no one is forced to watch the naked escapades, since the skinny dippers are always faced away from the customers.

And, because there was no formal complaint, the streaking lives on, much to Turner’s astonishment.

He says, “It always amazes me what people will do for a free sandwich, especially since right now the water is about 50 degrees Fahrenheit.”

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